An owl landed in a bar
deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?
WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
Band Geeks in a photoset.
As somebody who was a band geek for years (a trombonist, precisely), this episode is so relatable and I still love it.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
MISS PIGGY THROWING SOME SHADEEEEEE
Moving out of the apartment
This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.
This is terribly sad 😢😢
SANSA STARK APPRECIATION WEEK: Day Three - Favorite Book/Season
A Game of Thrones/Season One
All she wanted was for things to be nice and pretty, the way they were in the songs.
- A Game of Thrones, Sansa I
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor
my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing
update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore
SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP
fuck the police